So Apparently I Park Like A Douche

"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
02/03/2015 at 19:31 • Filed to: None

Even though I parked well within the lines and did not obstruct any surrounding spaces.

Its not my fault my truck is so narrow and spots are so wide. Look, I parked well within the lines:

My knee is up against my bumper here:

Who's the real douche? Me, or this guy that rode my ass most of the way home:

It bugs me that someone touched my truck. Has something like that ever happened to anyvbody else? If so, did it bug you?

PS- I washed it off at the Sinclair on my way home with the windshield washer:

Its also very difficult to maneuver in that parking garage when its full, I had to reposition my truck 3 times to even get there.

DISCUSSION (36)

Brian Silvestro > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:34

that would bother the shit out of me

especially if I parked right..

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:34

I fail to see the problem with how you parked. And if it were my truck, I too would be upset that someone had "written" on it.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:37

the funny thing is, is that there is no one next to you. So either they did a get 'n' zip or somebody really went out of their way to do that

i would also love to see how they park

jkm7680 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:37

Not exactly straight, and pretty close to the line. Looks like nobody with a big car could have fit in that spot between you and the red Corolla or whatever.

Not major douche parking though, not worth the finger effort.

D > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:37

It ain't about parking between the lines, it's about parking in the dead-fucking-center of the spot

McMike > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:38

While not 100% perpendicular or centered, you parked just fine.

They're the douche, not you.

 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:38

Just be glad it wasn't this kid. Yes, that's my car, yes I tracked the little shit down and yes, cops were called. The little shit has been institutionalized.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
02/03/2015 at 19:40

There was a Volvo 850 there when I parked, but the thing is I got my backpack out of my passenger door with no issue. So If I could do that, they should have had no issue getting in their car and pulling out. My truck is 5 feet wide, its as wide as a Fiat 500.

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO >
02/03/2015 at 19:41

I certainly hope you caught that little douche.

Bouldaru > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:41

I'm gonna go ahead and say you're the douche here. I parked in a space today with a Tacoma on my left and a Ranger on the right. The Tacoma was angled like you and the Ranger was parked straight, but inches from the line. It took all the self control I had not to leave a passive aggressive note

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Bouldaru
02/03/2015 at 19:43

Isaac, you gotta change your name, Boulder is already taken. http://boulderz.kinja.com/

Btw, you still havent met him

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:44

a volvo 850? that would explain it (sorry jalops) it was prob just some hippie who's mad at everything

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
02/03/2015 at 19:44

I do go to an art school, so probably.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:46

Never happened to me. But then again I don't park like a douche. j/k

I always find myself parking away from other people. And I always back into a spot. It makes it much easier to get out of in tight spaces.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
02/03/2015 at 19:48

I park in the back of lots when there is a back of lots. I hate parking in the city, sometimes parking like that is unavoidable. The funny thing is my school's parking garage is heavily policed, so If I really did anything wrong there would have been a pink envelope under my wiper with a hefty fine inside.

Bouldaru > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:53

How's this?

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:54

Kinja'd!!!

Looks fine to me.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Bouldaru
02/03/2015 at 19:56

That works, also get an avatar too. Btw: http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/authorship-req…

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:56

Kinja'd!!!

This guy was probably trying to figure out a passive aggressive way to tell you he hates your pollution machine. He failed miserably, that's well parked!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
02/03/2015 at 19:57

Next time I see that Volvo, Im putting a printout of this under his wiper:

Kinja'd!!!

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 19:59

DO IT!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies >
02/03/2015 at 20:02

My friend had his house rolled in high school one weekend. The rollers didn't know that shit was CCTV'd. The look on their faces as he laid down a picture of them was priceless.

Garrett Davis >
02/03/2015 at 20:23

You ever find out why? Neighborhood kid you pissed off for one reason or another? Or just a little shit?

Garrett Davis > Bouldaru
02/03/2015 at 20:25

Seriously? He's barely angled in the space. Better than half of the parking jobs in my tight apartment complex by a long shot.

crowmolly > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 20:33

NRA sticker at an art school...

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > crowmolly
02/03/2015 at 20:35

It came with the truck, it will die with the truck. Also its a huge fuck you too all the hippies at school.

Im not really into guns, but Im not against them either.

My parents are anti gun though, another reason its staying on there.

BorkBorkBjork > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 20:36

I've had someone, presumably named Spexy Roma (at least thats what they wrote), write their phone number on my Tahoe. This was years ago, I have never called it.

 > Garrett Davis
02/03/2015 at 20:41

According to the cops the kid is a pop tart. I've seen him before walking up and down the street but I never had any interactions with him. I spied on the little bastard afterwards and witnessed him walking up to cars parked at McDonalds and pulling on the door handles.

I pushed for parents to pay for the damages but they were piss poor and I didn't bother taking it to court. The car was a beater and was previously keyed on that side so I didn't care too much about it. Just glad that the little shit got vandalism on his juvie record.

Garrett Davis >
02/03/2015 at 20:46

Can't stand that crap. Mine and my GFs cars were egged a few years back, hers a black 2008 CR-V now with permanent discoloration and chips in the paint in 2-3 places along the side. Who knew egg shells could cut through paint like that.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 21:16

You're like a rebellious teenager at 21 lol.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
02/03/2015 at 21:34

you never completely stop being rebellious

Rico > Garrett Davis
02/03/2015 at 21:50

Egg yolk has some insane etching ability. If someone eggs my car and I catch them, they'll never find the body.

Frank Grimes > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/03/2015 at 22:33

today I found out at the mall just how crooked I can park and not be anywhere close to the lines in a miata. I was almost gonna re do it but I was well within the lines.

Anyone who writes on a car is a super douche. I would argue more so than douches in bro trucks who take up two spaces.

Bouldaru > Garrett Davis
02/04/2015 at 02:26

I'm just giving my brother shit on a public forum. Taking sibling rivalry to a new level

pip bip - choose Corrour > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/04/2015 at 03:43

my guess , bmw driver!

RazoE > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
02/04/2015 at 15:00

Plot twist: It was a brotruck that wasn't able to take up two spots, so he got mad.